A bow tied giraffe’s delight

When I come to writing ‘Round Britain with a teaspoon (and a cake fork) Fortnum and Masons will definately be getting 5/5 teaspoons. The sandwiches were perfect giraffe nibbling size and shape, the scones with plentiful jam and cream, the pastries delicious and the tea never ending. The only disappoint was I didn’t have room to try one of the cakes from the carriage, oh and  I didn’t think to wear my top hat but there’s always next time. I wonder if Fortnum and Mason have a big enough pot to keep me and all my friends going, the combined tea drinking capacity of several bow tied giraffes, an elephant, a camel, a penguin, a couple of lions, a hippo and not to mention a couple of humans is considerable!